sj0:

when life gets rough on u but ure pure aesthetic美的!

guilty-butterfly:

It’s time we go to the depths of hell itself…

darthmelyanna:

prokopetz:

More favourite tropes:

• Generally incompetent character revealed to be incredibly skilled at one very specific thing
  
• Supernatural entity that clearly has no need for money inexplicably owns and operates some sort of relatively mundane business
  
• Device or magic spell with narrow and impractical function coincidentally turns out to be exactly what’s needed
• Terrifying monster actually wants something totally innocuous
  
• Hilariously half-assed impersonation or disguise succeeds through inattention of intended victim
• World-shaking threat averted via booze
  

It’s surprising to me how many of these have popped up on Brooklyn 99.

wolfsheims:

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

blue–leaf:

y u lyin google

there was an attempt for like 5 seconds. 

rubycosmos:

The fandom has been sitting on this gifset all fucking year.

smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

weeniebagel:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

see you on the other side, you true heroes

daggers-drawn:

datarep:

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

that-twink-over-there:

mercurysgf:

a shoes off house

1. You left

the package

open

Dave?

craggy-exterior:

spoon-fresh:

I think Inciniroar is great because he is big and strong